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Handicap for me was Iron Man.

What can I say, I lucked a win here.

I started off with shocking luck, rolling two snake-eyes in the first three turns to be under incredible pressure after losing my Str4 AV8 Linerat on the first frigging turn of the match.

It looked like a total farce as on the second, a 123 SPP AG5 Gutter snaked a dodge and ended up in the SI box (MNG) and then the ball was loose on the following turn.

Good old Snitch Silvertongue with his Big Hand, Strong Arm, Accurage, Safe Throw and Nerves of Steel saved me a few times as he was able to calmly throw the ball from dangerous looking positions.

I kept losing players, but Fleshtearer, my Str6 Rat Ogre was also doing his bit and clearing players from the pitch.

It still looked very dire for the Squeakers until suddenly at 2-2? they stole the ball and got ahead in the second half.

That bit of luck gave the Squeakers an advantage which they managed to hold onto to steal an unlikely win.



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