“'Rats. I hate rats' repeated The Flaymaker for about the twelfth time in five mintues. He was delusional. The hand usually hidden by his best friend and sock puppet, Edgar, was mangled. The incident has occurred when a particulary large rat elbow connected with The Flaymaker's finely chiselled elven jaw and sent him tumbling to the deck. Boris, who has standing nearby at the time mistook the sock puppet for a deadly Pitch Viper and using his sharp, two inch long, bladed sprigs (Installed on regulation Nike Maimers - Just Foul It) went to town on the sock puppet, fatally wounding it and The Flaymakers hand by proxy.

Actually, Hakk'on mused, the game was not much different from what he had just described. Except exchange 'Boris' with 'Petilent Shuffle' and 'Sock Puppet' with 'The Tender Humans' but unlike the Flaymakers hand, Hakk'on pride would never be shattered, and it was a total conincidence that Hakk'on vowed not to play Skaven again right after this loss. It was more to do with the smell, Spittle had delicate nasal passages.”