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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A fun game against a fun coach.

Was a very difficult match with some great ups and downs during the game. There was one play where the Dollz looked sure to lose the ball in the middle, yet somehow managed to save it and fling it downfield.

A very close match affected by the weather (mud I think) that could have easily been a draw rather than a vicotry by my team.”