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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-05-07 13:16:47
0k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
15
19
1
#2 Llztl – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#2 Llztl – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
1
-
1
13
-
-
35
38
9
#4 JealousGuy – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 JealousGuy – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
“The Heroes mount a stirring comeback to manage their first ever win in the SWL Premier League! Huzzah!
The game got off to a terrible start, with JealousGuy being stretchered off straight to the TER before the whistle had even been blown! The Lizards soon swarmed to an easy 1-0 lead, probably sensing the Heroes were on the verge of falling apart and providing them with a nice easy victory with plenty of spp for all.
However a time quirk caused by the TER resulted in play being halted for a while, allowing the Heroes to catch their breath after the torrid opening. With gurgles of Lets win one for JealousGuy, the Heroes showed a previously unseen fortitude, poise in the ballhandling department, and the vicious streak they'd been attempting to manifest all season.
They proceeded to tear up the big lizards one by one, then using their superior numbers to win the game quite handily in the end, with the Lizards capitulating without even bothering to put up a fight.
Twahnlows:
3 pts: Silibili - the star was the only player to bother showing up for the second half, so he gets the big vote.
2 points: Kyssht - the only other big lizard we didn't manage to get off the pitch, but mainly because he spent the majority of the game running with his tail between his legs.
1 point: Nobody! - try as I might, there really is no-one worthy to give this point too, as the Skinkssimply refused to put up a fight.”
The game got off to a terrible start, with JealousGuy being stretchered off straight to the TER before the whistle had even been blown! The Lizards soon swarmed to an easy 1-0 lead, probably sensing the Heroes were on the verge of falling apart and providing them with a nice easy victory with plenty of spp for all.
However a time quirk caused by the TER resulted in play being halted for a while, allowing the Heroes to catch their breath after the torrid opening. With gurgles of Lets win one for JealousGuy, the Heroes showed a previously unseen fortitude, poise in the ballhandling department, and the vicious streak they'd been attempting to manifest all season.
They proceeded to tear up the big lizards one by one, then using their superior numbers to win the game quite handily in the end, with the Lizards capitulating without even bothering to put up a fight.
Twahnlows:
3 pts: Silibili - the star was the only player to bother showing up for the second half, so he gets the big vote.
2 points: Kyssht - the only other big lizard we didn't manage to get off the pitch, but mainly because he spent the majority of the game running with his tail between his legs.
1 point: Nobody! - try as I might, there really is no-one worthy to give this point too, as the Skinkssimply refused to put up a fight.”
2) Wolf trips on gfi in blizzard after reroll was used on failed dodge and gets -ST, good.
3) Lizards score rather than try to play dodge the big nasty blockle wolf, good.
4) Lizards basically get smashed into the dirt, bad.
Repeat (4) for the rest of the game with a RIP (apothed) on a failed 1+ dodge for laughs.
Summary: The lizards have been here before and always remember there is the next game to worry about. After all, the little skink who runs away lives to run another day.
3 Points: #14 Zargithis. Vicious bastard who kept chasing after lizard tail the whole match, got the only blocking cas of the game. Main reason the skinks didn't stall in the first half.
2 Points: #2 Ssilh. Last time we played he had some awful blocking, made up for it this game, always being in an inconvenient spot and refusing to budge.
1 Point: #5 Richie. Was rarely under pressure but performed competently to score the two touchdowns.
Congrats on the horrors first premier win though chunky, it was bound to come sooner or later.”