“Today is a sad day for the Howling Bandits as the brave team captain Jesse Pains was killed on the field. Jesse Pains was the Howling Bandits face to the world, he was a man with alot of heart and sprit. How will now take on the task to become a leader for the Bandits? We sure want to find out.

Since the tragic death Jesse Pains will obviusly not come to the studio. But....WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!!!

The human player formaly known as Jesse Pains steps in to our studio...whats going on here? Jesse! Can you please tell us whats going on!?!?!

"Well, to start with Im no longer human....or rather I am human, but a dead one! I wished to be revived by the other team since I knew thier name was Death Wish I asumed that they could do such a thing! And now I will fight and play for them!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! But on to the show!

The Bandits had realy no chance against the Death Wish team as they struggeld to hold on tho the ball. Sure they did a goal but that was clearly not enough! The rest of the game was dominated by the undead team and only three players were left standing in the end! It was fun playing for the Bandits but now I must go on with my unlife and play for the Death Wish team! Solong! HAHAHAHAhahahahahaa....hahaaa.....ha........!"

We can only wish Jesse Pains good luck in his new team and hope that the Bandits can recover from this game today! WE only hope they do because if the dont, we are out of bussines!
Goodnight to you all!

Jesse Pains
RIP”