“Ａbrilliant game, masterfully played by the halflings, despite the dirty tactics of the Evil Papists, which lead to the much-mourned death of 3 star players, any of whom could easily have taken out an entire mob of Vile Dwarves had said Dwarves played fair. Bilob very nearly made a TD, but was denied by the aforementioned Dwarves again cheating, this time by changing the Turn Counter up to an 8 instead of the 7 it clearly was on before. After foully fouling Fordo of the Two Toes for the fourth time, the Dastardly Dwarfish ones gave up, as he was too powerful for their puny pint-sized pfaces to phandle. They took their revenge out on poor Harry and Nos. 2 and 3 as well, by killing them most kruelly.

All in all, The Stunty Chaos Popes are an evil team, who cheat and act in general like foul foul papist babies. Their corpses lie dead at the botom of the river, as the Brave halflings scored over and over, making at least 24 TDs in the first half which the ref discounted because he was in their pocket.

Rematch!”