“With his cas dice all game long, and my continued pathetic ko rolls (1 wake-up in 10 tries), I really had no chance at all this game. The one shining moment was the multiblock heard around the world...my RO was so frustrated, that he smacked Fungus dead, apo fail, then smashed the collarbone of Killer. You shoulda heard the cheering then, I tell ya! He felt re-energized after the game, taking his two cas and learning his 4th skill without aging. Of course, he's not too bright, and was unable to learn anything useful for a change (4 skills, no doubles/stat). The coaching staff is already trying to figure out ways to fund a replacement for the big idiot...”