“The match turned in the first half when Marto of the Greens went after a witch elf who was skulking hear her own end zone with the ball. Two pows, turnover, and Marto had the wherewithal to pick the ball up and feed Unit for the score to put the Greens up 2-1. It was 3-1 late in the second half when Mr Gilly slipped between three dark elves to intercept a pass, and 4-1 when Marto shadowed a last-ditch blitz by the Desangradores passer to give Unit a free pass to score again.

Unfortuantely, all this luck came to nought as Freak died, new boy Alfie lost a yard of speed after a serious injury, and the game earned the Greens only 20,000. In the new FQ, wins mean nothing and TR means everything, so this game was actually a big loss because the Greens lost 7 TR. The Greens shall recover!”