“The Icy Black Hand of Death was fresh off of their first win against the Underdark All Stars, but Coach Ryce knew it could be a very short winning streak... next was the FLEAFLICKERS! The undefeated amazonians. Beautiful and deadly, the Fleaflickers had made short work of the teams that made short work of IBHoD. That spelled trouble.

Icy Black kicked off to the ladies, being gentlemen. Mord, unsure of what to do around women, fell down. Still, that gentle giant (no casualties again), has become the norse's on-field good luck charm. Within seconds, the boys had knocked out two ladies. Valgard sidelined the most agile of the opposition and the rest of the boys boxed the ladies in and pummelled away. Looks like that pillaging did come in handy! The ball came loose and Bersi the Bear picked it up and rumbled into the endzone, 1-0 the Hands of Death!

The amazonians would retailate with hurting Iceheart, but other than that, they would get little else to work before halftime. Would the ladies terrible, terrible luck change in the second half? In a word, "nope."

Halldor got the kick and tossed it to Sleet who worked it down the field as the norse cut through the ladies like so much grain, ko-ing girl after girl. Sleet would stride into the endzone and make the score 2-0.

The boys kicked off to the ladies at the end of the second half, and bad luck struck again! The ladies, stunned at the possibility of losing to one of the worst teams in the league, fell apart. Vice saw his oppurtunity and repeated Prince Kolbein's end of game blitz. With the ball carrier out of the way, Vice picked up the ball and moved it in to make this one a 3-0 shutout!

With the savings, the boys are saving up for some more luck runes. Perhaps the final game of the season will warrent them enough money. They will be playing the Elfland Hawks, another top shelf team. Drink up!

Great game, Bac. Tip of the hat to a great attitude, when there was little to do but curl up in the fetal position. ”