“Kicking season III of the NWL Premiere Conf. A off, the Necromantic beauties of Dead Body Love Affair battled the green-skinned St Louis Hams. DBLA went up 1-0 early in the first half, following in the wake of hired gun Ramtut III. The Hams held on firmly though, hampering the Necros at every turn. The match was tied up right at the end after a loose ball was scooped up by Thrower Marc Bludger and tossed half the field to the drug stregthened Blitzer, #76 Orlando Pain, who managed to shake off a few hangers ons to score on the last Hams turn.

Good game, though some confusion was had by all by the fact that there were two #84 Shaun McMurders running around on the pitch at the same time, one on each team. Both Shauns put up weak numbers with 3 blocks each though it seemed that both teams were trying to eliminate the others #84 with extreme prejudice.

Would the <i>REAL</i> Shaun McMurder please stand up?

Great game coached by Kenty, thank you for your good playing and better sportsmanship. See ya next season!”