“Good evening sports fans, and welcome to the BBBC, the Blood Bowl Broadcast Channel.

Tonight we had the Conference debut of the P.M.T. Warriors against the Chaos dwarves of the Zen adepts.

It was a sad match folks, with only a faint flame flickering at the end of the tunnel.

Due to management FUBARing their schedule, the Warriors had an indecisive time at the start of the match while someone tried to find out which outfits they were going to be modelling. In the end, in disbelief, it was reported that the P.M.T. negligé collection was going to be on display.

Chaos Dwarves... against negligés. Full Body Armour would have been more appropriate. However, not ones to shirk a challenge, the Warriors took the field in the negligé Collection. The lightness of their outfits helped them, in that they quickly scored in the first few minutes of the game. However, for a duration of a blood bowl match, the negligé's were discovered to be more of a problem than anticapated. 4 players went down hard, one deceased, the remaining three suffering bad injuries that would plague them for years to come. Of those three, 2 have decided to leave the blood bowl field: Queen Boudicca to become a designer for the P.M.T. Store, and also the Team contact for their freshly laundered outfits, and Trung Trac, who has replaced the clothing manager responsible for making the decision to take the field in negligés.

The faint flame at the end of the tunnel was Mary ATE her little lamb: she scored again in the dying seconds after a marvellous plassing play from Old Mother Hubbard ANNIHILATED her cupboard to clear hear to run for the end zone... mind you, this was after the entirety of what remained on field of the warriors stopped a caged advance from the Zen Adepts.

In the P.M.T. store, a new set of shelves behind the series of counters has been erected. These shelves are for the Ex-Warriors, displaying photos of retired players, or the urns containing the ashes of those who died on the field. One urn and two photos now rest there, in testament to the brave warriors.

On a happier note, Queen Boudicca has been replaced by Queen Nzingha, an up and coming youngster who recently joined the P.M.T. Firm.

Also, in the post-match press conference, Trung Trac announced that next match will be themed Darkness, with the team sporting studded black leather outfits.

This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off.

Votes:

3: Ryushin - A.K.A. antiazon: I'm sure he's been specifically trained to be a threat to amazons. He scares me.

2: Ino Thought - For causing the first Death suffered by the P.M.T. Warriors

1: Genko - For scoring the only Zen Adepts TD, even though it was a team effort.”