“After his teams defeat of the Jail Birds, the team captain, Pierre Trudeau, addressed the media on the steps of capitol hill.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to extend my thanks to the canadian people. Many may have written us off at the beginning of this match - saying that recent scandals and failed programs had weakened us and that we couldn't stand up to a concerted effort to tear us apart. Well, I'd like to thank the canadian people, because your sacrifices to Nuffle really paid off. Nuffle reamed our opponents. He reamed them up and down the field, and that was alright, from my point of view. I would now like to ask Iron Heel Bennett to make a comment on his performance during the match."

Viscount Bennett takes the microphone and spoke: "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new two-touchdown deal. If I am elected as MVP of the match, I promise to institute sweeping economic reforms that such as minimum wage, progressive income taxation and maximum working hours per week. Also, pay increases for me and all other Prime Ministers. And touchdowns. Two of them. Right on."

To KingSnakeeyes - I apprieciate your sportsmanship at the end of the match as I'm sure you were frustrated by Nuffle's evil plans. We'll meet again!”