“83000 fans came to see the rematch between Sweetorcs and Family Ness. As you all recall, the last fight ended 1-1 after some amazing defense by a few desperate skinks.

Handicaps for Family Ness were BUZZING! (on Silly Ness II) and Knuckledusters (Sporty Ness).
Our Cookie suffered from a niggling injury, and the Troll was MNG.

Family Ness won the toss, which the crowd didnt like since they hit Silly Ness III with a rock. It might also have been thrown by Cookie, a bit upset becuase he/she (no one knows her/his sex) niggled out. The early bad luck of Family Ness continued when we hurt Mr Zoliak so he decided to take off for this and the next game. Our orcs showed their strenght and Ness got far to many arrows. Still, my players mistook defense for offense. Seems all the orcs, especially my st4blitzers were a bit eager and BlackNWhiteDog and Elspeth took advantage of this nicely. Well played!
Now the Lizards have to play 9-11 since Sporty Ness decides to rest a bit more on the KO-bench. He is soon joined by The "spelledaren" Mayor. I play poorly but with so many more players not even I can miss to tie the game. Blueberry Pies gets killed by Lovely Ness (I think he got a bit enchanted) but Apo saved him (something I would regret soon).

The kick is excellent btw and it takes us three turns just to get to the middle. Meanwhile, Ginger is killed by Lovely Ness! Second kill! Argh. The guard, block, tackle linewoman will be missed! After this we play even worse and even position our thrower in the open for a twodiceblitz. Of course, BlackNWhiteDog was a bit lucky to score but still deserved the win since I played so poorly. Rule number one of blood bowl: dont give the opponent a twodiceblitz against your ball-carrier if you can't help it!

Cheers BlackNWhiteDog. Even if I lost a nice linewoman I had a great time, and we are already preparing for the rematch, giving our thrower lessons in how not to position oneself :).
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