“Punchy LMS game:
Cheaters: 2 bh dwarves x4 armor = 8 pts + 5 bonus for LMS.
Dwarves: 1 bh goblin, 2 si goblins and 1 goblin dead on a dodge x2 armor = 8 pts.

A game that swung back and forth, with a hilarious ending.

The fanatic was great again, knocking dwarves over all over. However, the dp gobos were useless not managing to score anything more than a stun on all fouls.

The saws also had trouble breaking dwarf armor.

Halfway through the first half it looked good for the gobos with 3 dwarves KOed, 1 sent off for fouling and 1 bh from the fanatic introducing a nearby dwarf to 40kgs of spinning steel death.

Then a gobo tripped and died, another was fouled for SI mng. The dwarves started surrounding the gobos. The gobos countered with a wizard fireball, knocking over 3 dwarves.

End of first half.

The ref unfortunately spotted every single secret weapon except one bomb. The gobos had that bomber and the two dps left to set up, which they valiantly did against 5 angry bearded short fat ugly men.

The dwarves knocked over and fouled out the first gobo, then the next.

The last goblin kicker was surrounded by 4 dwarves. The dwarves went to work fouling.

*whistle* First dwarf sent off. Gobo stunned.
*whistle* Second dwarf sent off. Gobo stunned.
*whistle* Third dwarf sent off. Gobo stunned.
Last dwarf, turn 7. Dwarf pokes goblin, trying to make him stand up so he can get tackle the little git down again. Goblin snickers and says, "you stinky lemonade-drinking fatso, cant even foul properly. Im staying put lard ass!"

Fourth and last dwarf fouls...*whistle* and is sent off.

Goblin kicker is the LMS!”