“The Gargants had had a busy week and a half. They had played four games, killed a bunch of players, got their game going, and everything looked fine. It was time for a vacation.

But nothing so good, that there wouldn't be something bad. The Gargants manager announced that no players were allowed to leave for a vacation before they had played one more match. The orcs sighed, and went to see Biff. But Biff was still at the Great Middle Mountain Bowl. They went to ask the Shampoo Slurperssz but they were busy. The met Mr Men Mark Two and Lagartos del l'eso but they couldn't play either. They even asked it Skullsnappers would like to play them again, but they didn't, not yet at least.

So the orcs were tired. They finally found a cave of som dwarves, and asked if they could play. The dwarves accepted and the game got started. But the orcs were still tired from their previous games, and tired from looking an opponent, so they just smashed against the dwarves and stood there. Both teams had block, guard, and stand firm, so nothing happened in the first half, not before the orcs finally scored 1-0 at the last turn.

At the second half the orcs and dwarves met again at the the mid-field and stood there for a while, but the dwarves didn't see "da foola" set up by the orcs. Gargants' rookie black orc, Legsmasha, sneaked past the dwarves, advanced towards the endzone, was passed the ball, and scored 2-0 without anyone to stop him. Which was just fine, as about any dwarf in that team could have stopped Legsmasha.

The second half ended with a lazy 3-0 for the orcs, who were packing before the game even ended. No one has seen the team since they left the stadium, but they are rumoured to get back next week.

Until then, my fellow anarchists...”