“Darkwulf is a slow playing coach that makes bad decisions. The dice completely favored him this game, and the only reason it wasn't a 3-1 blowout in his favor is that he played really, really, really bad. He claims I fouled "Turn after turn". How many fouls? 3? Oh, yes, that's right, one more than he threw.

Except he tried fouling -with a blitzer when the eye was on him instead of picking up the ball and scoring a touchdown-.

Constant, and I do mean constant 1d blocks thrown after he'd already spent his reroll against players with block by players without it. It wouldn't have been quite so bad if his horrible play meant that he went quickly, but it didn't. Somehow each 1d block (which he always threw if he could) required its own ten seconds of contemplation.

I should have known what I was getting into when it took a good ten minutes to get the game started with him, owing to a complete failure to communicate. Ah well, it's fun in its own way to have one more coach to put on my blacklist.”