“Another infuriating draw! Alhat couldn't inspire his herd to glory, not even by inflicting three casualties himself!

Perhaps his chosen were demoralised by the opposition instating a sockpuppet official not once, but twice. That makes 3 drives in the past 2 matches where the fouls flowed heavily upon the righteous.

A turn 15 foul during the kickoff was particularly galling and could not be unanswered. The shameful perpetrator was sent off by the umpire and so revenge was exacted against the body of the herd leader Capella. And how glorious was the retribution of the faithful! As the whistle heralded the end of the match, so did it herald the end of puny elf. ”