“In a thrilling rematch, the might of the Harrier's again managed to contain the brute force of the Krusher's in a hard contested slugfest broken by minutes of incredulity.

The Harrier's Coach slipped a mickey to the Krusher's Ogre, who was even more dazed than usual and spent most of the game in the middle of the field looking at the pretty clouds. Similarly, young Tiglath (sent off for fouling) managed to assist the team by greasing the ball late in the second half, forcing a comedy of errors which saw the ball land in the zone, where Dazey amazed everyone present (including the LOS which had stood amazed at the bouncing ball) by managing to grab and hold the slippery little sucker in the dying seconds of the game.

Despite the show, the fans appeared disgruntled with the lack of blood (both team apothecaries managing to save injuries) and, disappointly, team ratings for both sides dropped despite a truly enjoyable match!”