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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-11-30 19:36:52
TV 1860k Skaven
4
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/2
 
 
Chaos Dwarf TV 1570k
2
20k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
13
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
7
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
2
8
-
-
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
6
3
1
6
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#11
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
9
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
#14
1
1
-
-
-
4
-
4
5
-
-
#15
1
1
-
-
-
4
-
7
23
-
-
#16
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
4
-
-
TOTALS
4
4
2
-
1
25
-
19
52
40
8
OBBA Conf North - Round 1:

This one is for the fans! Truly a game where the fans handed victory to us. To start the game, we received and the fans invaded the pitch and took out one flank of the chaos dwarves...we smacked a few guys around and moved up along that flank. We also kicked a downed dwarf for a RIP (no apoth used). Scoring on turn 2, we kicked off. This time the fans threw a rock hitting a dwarf for a stun. However, they were tough and resilient dwarves...a quick punch up through the middle and Ace Millan was on his way to score. We had a 2d blitz on him...but needed the gfi, and with doom and gloom, we had no RR left and Crash! Into the ground goes the blitzing storm vermin and Ace Millan blitzs his way out - breaking a tackle and using his sure feet to score. Plenty of time was left and Houston pushed forward to score again before the half and go up 2-1. In the second half, the fans lynched the ref so we could foul the dwarves all the second half. (As irony would have it, all the second half fouls were incredibly weak - a few stuns, but no KOs or CAS.) A nice outlet pass to Ace again and we flashed along the right side of the pitch...gfi was needed again and failed again, as the bull centaur raced into the endzone for the 2-2 tie. However, cheering fans helped motivate the Houston Rats and a 3rd receiver grabbed a pass for a TD to go up 3-2. Nuffle then really was not with the chaos dwarves - for after apoth was used on a -ma injury caused by Asher (rat ogre), a vicious block from the clawed storm vermin killed another dwarf...2 double skulls meant no score was possible for the dwarves and on T16, helped by the cheering fans, a pass and catch in a tackle zone translated into another score. However, we salute the fans that helped us along (even if they seemed to be non-paying fans) - and we salute our opponent who fought bravely and well...but them glass jaws of the dwarves did them in this day!
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
32
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
6
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
1
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
#6
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
1
#15
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
5
8
1
-
TOTALS
2
2
2
-
1
17
-
5
54
41
4

#3 E Vertonne – Dead (RIP)
#6 "Die in a mo" Keith – Dead (RIP)
A grim day in the history of PSV Zharr-Naggrund, in a match where the baggage train that is the Houston Rats fan club really showed what they could do.

The match started with a pitch invasion knocking down most of PSV-ZN, and the rats only paused from scoring only to kill "Die in a mo" Keith, who lived up to his name by dying without ever throwing a block. Strangely (or typically, maybe) officials decided to name him MVP - presumably for his comic death.

The next drive opened with blocking and pushing from both teams, until PSV-ZN found a hole in the Rats defence, and bull centaur "Ace" ran through to space. The Rats scrambled to defend, but couldn't stop him as he blitzed in for the touchdown.

After celebration by the Chaos dwarves, the Rats fans showed their opinion again by hurting a rock at Mansity, though only stunning him. A brawl started between the teams in midfield, while the Rats gutter runners just ran around the edges and scored a second time before the half.

The second half opened with the Rats' fans 'liberating' the ref for a second time, and tying him to the bleachers 'for his own safety'. The Chaos dwarves struggled to recover the ball, but managed to set Ace loose on a run downfield. The Rats took out their frustration with this by killing E. Vertonne. The two bull centaurs then worked together to get the ball over the line and draw level at 2 all, though with plenty of time for the agile skaven to score again.

And score again they did, first with fast passing play, and then blitzing a ball carrying bull centaur for a long pass and a dodge in for a fourth.

I don't think that any fans would've expected the Chaos Dwarves to have won the game, but few could've expected a match where the dwarves were so comprehensively knocked about. The two deaths and the controversy of match officials making off with much of the gate money leaves PSV in a bad way - short two blockers, and with no money to make any replacements, it's an 11 man team that goes into their next match against old enemies, Lustria FC. They've gotta be hoping for some more cash...

...and in the meantime, an undamaged skaven team go on to play the Wood Elves of Tottenhiem Hotspur. If they play like they did today, there might not be many elves left...
 
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