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Match Result · Faction division
Match recorded on 2008-02-09 15:05:43
CTV 2320k Human
2
Winnings 60k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
 
 
Orc CTV 2600k
1
30k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
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cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
#2
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#8
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1
-
-
-
1
-
-
3
1
-
#9
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-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
1
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
#12
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-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
3
-
#13
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1
-
-
-
1
-
-1
1
-
-
#15
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
TOTALS
1
2
1
-
1
12
-
-1
18
32
2

#8 One Quarter Of A Cannon – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 One Quarter Of A Cannon – Smashed Knee (NI)
After anchoring at the stadium coast, the pirates headed strainght to a tavern looking for the biggest guy they could find to try to fill the hole Cap'n Marrrrrrty left by missing the game against the always strong Sweetorcs. It didnt take long till they noticed a huge bruiser-lookin ogre named Morg'n'thorg. Turns out he has some blood bowl experience too, some ppl said he's a legend or something. 100k poorer, the pirates went to the pitch.

In the first half the pirates start pretty strong on offense and get a few sweet orcs knocked out, but they manage to BH our ogre, Big Waltarrr, who's been havin trouble to stay on the pitch in all his games. We score turn 6 after stallin' a bit, thinking that slow orkses cant score in two turns but avast, they have a brave little goblin who flies over the stunned pirates and scrambles over the line on T8.

The 2nd half starts with a pitch invasion. As a lot of pirate fans came mobbing down the field the Sweetorcs could only watch horrified as 5 (!) of their players got trampled in the invasion. Only one sweetorcs fan got to our pirates, kickin a worthless lino. After that things only got worse for the orcs, tho they played good. My dodging pirate luck was just too much this time and after dodging a few with Morg, we get the score at turn 6. Orcs attempt a TTM in the last turn, me holding my breath, but the troll just tries to eat the goblin and pirates had a good Harr Harr Harr at 'em. Last turn i manage to land a BH on Pete Marrrrrrrrrtell, a fine pirate he would be ;).

A great spectacle against Lobo as usual. 7th game between us and finally i manage to get a win! Being lucky went a long way in this match tho :>. Thanks to ye mate, always a pleasure playing your orcs.

EDIT: Oh right, that chainpush move was friggin awesome! A really magnificent play by Lobo, spec and see it!

Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
1
5
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10
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#2
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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2
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#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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9
-
#5
-
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1
-
-
2
-
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2
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
3
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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3
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#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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3
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#10
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
8
-
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
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#14
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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2
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#16
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-
-
-
-
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8
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TOTALS
1
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1
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1
10
-
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15
54
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7th game between the teams.
We have a 61spp thrower mng. They lack ther 103spp blitzer Marrrrrrty :) but bring Morg and can field 15 players. We only have 13.
Handicap results for humans ILLEGAL DRUGS (+st on Scharrrrrrrrrrrrrizarrrrrrr...) and PALMED COIN (which they use).
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Humans seem to get upset we get perf def, as they KO one of our black orcs. I try to gang up on Morg but forget he has block, and spoil the chance to gangfoul him. However, one of our blitzers soon badly hurt their ogre (who apparently has left the field early in most of his games - obviously he still dreams of becomming a figureskater instead of blood bowl pirate). We do a nice chainpush to get our troll next to their ball carrier, he makes them drop the ball but is KOd next turn, and they get the ball back. We get another blitz on them, this time with our stand firm player who rolls a 6+ for a dodge. They drop it again, but recover it and stall. As "punishment" we crowd their thrower. Our fans dont listen to us when we scream "badly hurt badly hurt" - instead they niggle him :(. 2 turns left for us, and we try a goblinthrow last turn. They put Morg next to our troll but we get him away and our Troll and Goblin pull off (if I am not mistaken) their 3rd TTM ever.

A horrible pitch invasion strikes us second half (5 of ours, only one of theirs). Morg KOs one of our players and they put a player next to our ball carrier. We have struggle to protect him. They KO one of our black orcs with a onedicer, and then steal the ball with another same turn. Quite lucky. We get it back but cant protect us from two Morg blitzes (partly my fault, partly the elf nature of the pirates), second time he catches the ball and our Troll fails a gfi to blitz him. He scores turn5. We cant break through their defense - only rolling arrows, and have to go for another goblin throw. Fail the hungry, but he squirms free to survive.
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I didnt play my best today (although i did some nice chainpushmoves). My mistakes combined with some nice moves by Fabrizio and some luck in the right moments, allowed the pirates to take it home. Well deserved, I have been too lucky in all our previous encounters. Very enjoyable game Fabrizio!!!
 
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