“Callahan - Good afternoon Redneck fans.

Spike Reporter - It looks like the Rednecks were firing on all cylinders again out there, so why the conservative play today?

Callahan - The Rednecks put out an impressive defensive show on the first kickoff and gained numerical advantage over a very skilled opponent. They showed us they are in fact a very good football team. As long as we kept the Ruff Edges seperated and out numbered it limited the damage they could inflinct on the team.

Spike Reporter - So, you are saying that after the death of Jebediah Billy Bob Krugger you became weary of a fistfight?

Callahan - It's all about winning. Why give those dwarves the ball again? Those dwarves could dodge like elves and hit hard. Anytime you give them the ball they are capable of scoring. We would not allow them to have the ball with time to score. And as for the death of Jebediah, his death was highly exagerated.

Spike Reporter - The fans seemed upset with the stalling and threw a brick at Daryle Marie.

Callahan - We didn't give the dwarves time to score. That would upset any fan of the losing side. It's very understandable.

Spike Reporter - Thanks for your time coach.

Callahan - Thank you Simon, and thank-you Redneck fans.
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