“After 12 matches it finally happened, the Organized Konfusion won their first match! The joy was endless amongst the greenskins, who had worked hard and bribed the ref to achieve their dream.

Nottingham Ni Cuernos, who will likely not survive since one of their beasts got his hand fouled to a pulp, will go down as perhaps the dodgiest nurgling team ever to have existed. I have never seen anything even come close to it, when the skilless AG 2 nurglings attempted at least 3-4 dodges per turn in the second half and never failed a single one, except for 2 when they were flanked by goblin dive tacklers.

The nurglings unholy dodging skills prevented the in the final rounds quite unlucky goblins from achieving their second TD, but their victory was at least intact.

Poor Gritz had to sacrifice his life, but died on the day of the First Win and will forever be remembered in the goblin history books.”