“A very hard match where the usual disparity in armour rolls afflicted my team. The management are going to change kit sponsors in an effort to remedy the almost laughably poor quality of the armour for VeV and other Coach Chainsaw teams.

The first half was very closely fought and I paid the price for not pushing hard enough to score, instead bashing away in anticipation of injuries to the elves. Instead, it was my players who got knocked out and the useless ogre caused the key turnover that ended any hopes of taking the lead. Fortunately EdgeDante was not able to take advantage as he could easily have scored with better luck.

If the first half was a series of mistakes, the second was a series of poor luck for each team. With the Enclaves driving, VeV got the ball back and launched a counter attack. EdgeDante got the ball straight back, only for a NulliSecundus interception to set up what looked like surely the winning drive. However, back came the elves, and in tight play EdgeDante got the ball in the open again. By now both sides were out of rerolls and it looked like I had the stronger position despite suffering two deaths in the process. A bit of consolidation and a run for the ball and a winner looked likely. Double skulls, and the seesaw luck swang for last time in EdgeDante's favour as a catcher managed to scooped up the ball from under the nose of a chaos warrior to slip it to a lineman to seal a well earned victory for Sarahjah Enclave.

It's always frustrating to lose such a close match but it was fun!”