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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2008-06-05 21:18:12
TV 1990k Orc
2
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/1/0
 
 
Norse TV 1690k
1
50k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
0/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
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cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
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9
-
#3
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
-
#4
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-
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1
5
-
-
-
13
-
#5
1
-
2
-
-
7
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9
5
-
#6
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
24
2
-
#7
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-
-
-
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-
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8
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#8
1
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-
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3
-
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4
7
-
#9
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-
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-
-
-
-
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-
2
-
#11
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1
-
-
2
-
-
-
3
6
#13
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-
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-
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7
-
#14
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
TOTALS
2
-
3
-
1
17
-
-
37
65
6
B'Orcalona moved top of the Conference North in the first of the Round 4 games after a hard fought game versus the tough humans from somewhere in teh South of England. The Orcs struggled at first with a lot of push backs and lost the ball at one point, but following a couple of turns of difficulty scored at the half time whistle when a hand off from Deco allowed Messi to stride home. Notable Edmilson had not fouled through the whole half as the pressure was such that he could not find the opportunity. 1-0

At the restart Redfridge recieved and advanced upfield, a bad slip (inc Reroll) by a BOB defender allowed a gap to become wider and the B'Orcalona team were ruthlessly punsished by Redfridge. 1-1

B'Orcalona's wealth over miserly little Redfridge paid off and the Ref decided to help them allong by ignoring Edmilsons lunatic boot, which assisted a few Norse of the field. Funnily enough all BH except the death which was a dodge gone wrong. B'Orcalona again lost the ball but Deco's brilliant skills enabled him not only to down the ball carrier but dodge away and collec the ball again. He promptly scored in the final turn 2-1 B'Orcalona.

Well playedf somertown the game was close and tbh the man of the match was your annoying bugger with Sidestep, Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, block and Iron Man

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Player Performances
 
 
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block
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#1
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2
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#2
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7
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#3
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8
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#4
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3
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#5
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1
5
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#6
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1
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1
-
2
5
1
-
#7
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-
-
-
-
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-
2
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#8
-
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-
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-
-
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-
1
-
#9
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-
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-
-
-
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-
1
1
#12
1
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3
-
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13
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-
#13
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3
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#14
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3
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TOTALS
1
1
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-
1
9
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2
18
31
1

#5 Jan Nurse – Dead (RIP)
The Daggers' goal of mid-table mediocrity was helped with this loss to a bunch of Catalan Orcs. The squad again proved more durable than expected, once more having to endure a set of officials unwilling to ref the entire game. Having played two lots of orcs and one lot of MB-laden chaos dwarfs, how the team looks forward to the season's run-in blocking elves and skaven. The death may be a timely reminder that norse were not put on this planet to dodge.

The game itself had a processional feel to it. The orcs advanced in a relentless manner to run-down the clock and score. The fact B'ORCalona couldn't defend and allowed the Daggers to score quickly merely ensured that the orcs had time to get to the final scene and their winning score for a 2-1 win. Even the ball spills by the orcs provided little drama since no-one crowd could ever believe that the orcs wouldn't score.

The Daggers may appeal for a share of the points other teams are collecting from BBC Internazionale since the beating the norse put on them, but if that comes to nothing difficult to see the Daggers securing a promotion spot.
 
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