“Pierre Trudeau address the media, pumping his fist triumphantly in the air with every sentence. "John Turner got exactly what he deserved! The opposing coach had clearly indicated that he would murder one of ours, and he drew the short straw to hold up the line while we partied in the end zone after my awesome second touchdown. You draw the short straw, you die. So, we got the victory, and we also got rid of Turner. Good riddance." Trudeau then threw the Salmon Arm Salute to the media and retreated to his team's dressing room, shouting "Shutout" and "Landslide" and other such terms.
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A great match played in good spirits. All match Mr_Foulscumm had been telling me he'd kill an elf, and when I didn't gang-foul his downed chaos warrior in my last turn, that was the last straw. With a roar, PainGoat backed up and took a running leap right onto Turner's head! It was an awesome end to a pretty one-sided match. All of Foulscumm's armour rolls were KOs and stuns until the end of the second half.

ELF scoring: 10 win + 4 touchdowns + 2 casualties + 2 shutout = 18 pts”