“The first time I've played Khemri, and received the battering I expected, although I grant it could have been a lot worse! The only death was a stupid mistake on my part, getting a couple of linemen mixed up on my final kicking set-up, thus abandoning my sole kicker, the much-mourned Scratchy, to his demise :-( Still, as my oppponent pointed out, at least his head got to sail through the uprights. It's the way he would have wanted to go...

In the midst of all the carnage though, one gutter runner stood out, scoring all three of my touchdowns. Good work Deagol, you're a bit tougher and more persistent than your namesake.

A very enjoyable game, and I was very happy with the scoreline considering the number of rats I had on the field through most of the match (and considering my luck stat!). My opponent was a lot of fun to play against and had a dry sense of humour that I appreciated. All round, a lot of fun.”