“[Bob]
Welcome to ESPN Cabalvision: the Beautiful Game! I'm Bob the Builder and this is Jimbo Thorpe, here to bring you the football news for the weekend, seven days a week!

[Jimbo]
That's exactly right Bob, and what a game we it was yesterday at the Rodent's stadium in Warsaw! It's pretty rare that you see a rout like that in this day and age.

[Bob]
And you know what Jimbo, rats are famous for their scoring capability – they really know how to move the ball – so some would say that this comes as no surprise. But I have to say here that I think, I really think that it was a shocking result. The critics out there pooh-pooh Wales and they're going to say that no matter what lineup we see with this team, it's going to be an inconsistent team, but you can't deny that they have a lot of raw blocking talent.

[Jimbo]
You know I'm glad you brought that up Bob, because yesterdays game was unusual in more ways than one. There were some statistics that were overlooked – you won't get this on NBC – 52 tackles and only 2 men were taken off the field. Not even a medic to patch anyone up. That's unheard of in any ratty game.

[Bob]
That's a good point Jimbo, and I'd like to add that Skaven strikers are really top-notch, I mean these guys are faster than you can think, and, and, and normally you see them staying midfield until they can rush in for the score, they really aren't built to take on the average linebacker.

[Jimbo]
Yeah, you know, it's worth mentioning here Bob, Wales used a very unusual defense in this game, and the Rodents really used it to their advantage. In fact, more than half of their goals resulted from interceptions deep in Welsh green. Now that's something you don't see every day. When you keep all your blockers front and center, you really lose any hope of controlling the ball unless you can get it upfield in those crucial first minutes.

[Bob]
And speaking of getting the ball upfield, we saw some really terrible ball handling today Jimbo, I think it's a little odd, here you have a veteran team who – they might not be a successful team, but there is a lot of raw talent here – and here they are making rookie dribbles and tripping over their own feet. Now I won't say I've watched Wales closely over the last few years, but I'd have to say that these same defensemen haven't been making mistakes like this for the last few seasons, and I'm really surprised that we're seeing these kinds of mistakes now.

[Jimbo]
That's right Bob, these chaps play like a whole new Wales – just as bad, but in a new and exciting way. I can't recall this much muscle or aggressiveness in Wales for at least a decade, and I'm very excited to see how this old group of players pursues this entirely approach to the game.

[Bob]
I'm not sure I can say Wales has ever done anything that I found exciting, but perhaps they'll prove me wrong this season. Anyway folks, that about wraps up this week's edition of The Beautiful Game, but be sure to catch us next week as the next incredible season of the OBBA kicks off.

[Both]
This is Bob the Builder and Jimbo Thorpe, signing off. Good night and see you next time!

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