“Season 26 - Game 3
The little green members of the Sergio Tacchini Terror Squad lined up against the buxom chicks of Death By Snoo Snoo.

Jessica quickly sent home a hard message of why she is a prime contender for the bronze boot, fouling Xzat Giantswiller to death. Fortunately her second foul was spotted by the ref and he quickly sent her off.

Nobbla made a brief appearance on the field and got his chainsaw started but the ladies of Death By Snoo Snoo made sure he sat out of the remainder of the game badly hurt in the dugout.

The Terror Squad pulled off the old let’s make them hit us instead play, in which every able goblin on the field got up and made himself vunerable to be hit. The girls took the bait and decided to tackle goblins instead of scoring which resulted in one of the girls actually hurting herself instead.

Second half kick off saw the Amazon women flood through putting pressure on the Terror Squad goblins. Knowing a cage would quickly get broken by these tough girls, the Terror Squad put into action the “Sergio Tacchini” play, throwing the gobbo with the ball.

Dunemz Ironchain was hurtled through the air by Bug Greatcurse but he unfortunately didn’t land well. Amazon women flooded back and tried to pick up the ball but it was coated in some gooey green goblin blood making it hard to grab off the ground. Seeing his opportunity Dunemz jumped up grabbed the ball out from under the Amazon and scored the first touchdown of the game.

The Amazon girls saw that there was still time in the game to win if they could score a quick touchdown. The Terror Squad knew that the girls would score without diving intervention from Nuffle, so they tried to put as much pressure on the romp up the field as they could and run down the clock as much as possible. Dom Damndread took the risk of standing near the side line to put pressure on the ball carrier and paid the ultimate price.

Death by fans!

The girls ran in a touchdown but by then it was too late to try for another with the clock nearly drained. There were a few malicious fouls towards the end of the match ensuing more bitter rivalry to come next time these two teams meet.

In the end it seems the fans were so delighted at getting a piece of Dom Damndread that they joined the Sergio Tacchini Terror Squad fan club.

Twahnlow Votes

3 votes: #8 Ruby – 2 casualties from 6 blocks.

2 votes: #7 Jessica - First foul kills a goblin.... ouchie!

1 vote: #16 Montana - Huge rushing game of 13 yards.”