“Ah the beautiful game of blood bowl, butchered by my opponent. Laugh, I nearly cried. Down to one man in the first half and down to one man by the end of the second. This wasn’t a game it was a re-enactment of a war (a war which this time I lost). In fairness to him it was foul, use secret weapon foul. I wouldn’t have accepted the rematch with my gobbos if I had known, but my flings gave him such a beating last time he didn’t have chance to foul them. I will know for future. One thing that does rankle slightly is a seventh turn foul when my troll is already out till the end of eighth. It doesn’t do anything other than annoy your opponent. If it wasn’t for regenerate I would be down one troll – and nice ones to boot. Won’t hurt a fly my trolls. But, you play mindless morons – snotlings not my opponent of course – then you know what to expect. The khemri of the stunty division. I must get me one of these teams ;)”
“How win snots games? A: They play Fair and are affraid to foul? or B: They foul? Sure It was unfair In the end to foul, but when he would die I wouldn't reported the match. I only wanted fun. And nine of the Fouls I've done were only BH. And in the Last game (Or was it this game) you foult my Troll and he died too. But regenerated I know... . You foult, too. So i wasn't affraid too foul back. And if you said something, I would have stop fouling. So the next time (If there is a next time, becouse you are angry with me) I play fair... or so i think^^ ”
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