“Hello again fans of the Beautiful Game! As today we witness a titanic struggle vs the loathsome Spurs of Rottenham and everyone's favorite Dwarf Tigers of Hull!

When interviewed before the match the Dwarf Tigers manager claimed that the side have perfected their Beer Drinking, Gambling and Dice Throwing techniques and will be a fearsome opponent on this day!

Spurs looked ready to play and after the initial kickoff went out of bounds, the Necro's from North London trudged their way down the pitch! Runner Ian Ashbeard was overheard saying "Oi! We can't get to the beer-drinking and gambling with all these blokes in the way!" With the rallying cry made the Dwarf Tigers proceeded to KO zombies and Hurt Dimitar "nonchalant" Berbatov. With the Dwarf dice slingin' drinkin' party started Tom "who ate all the pies?" Huddlestone decided to make a break for the endzone. Speculation is that Tom is on his 4th diet of the season and was trying to escape the temptation of the High-Calorie Dwarven Stout! Alas, poor Tom couldn't make it to the endzone Ashbeard scooped up the ball and managed to get it to Captain Dean Windass. Windass huffed and puffed and waded through zombies to get into the endzone for a 1-0 Dwarf Tigers lead at the half.

With the lead in hand Hull players and fans were excited that they would get there first OBBA win! The players were more concerned about the increase in Beer money the win would bring them. With the thoughts of Ale and Lager floating in their heads the Dwarf Tigers played it safe and smashed their way down the pitch with Runner Ashbeard giving them a 2-0 lead with a few minutes left to go in the game.

With a renewed purpose Spurs moved down the pitch, searching for that elusive Score! Gaining an opening in the Hull defense Jermaine "sounds a bit like anus" Jenas busted free of the scrum forming around the line of scrimmage and trudged towards the endzone. The Rottenham supporters all held their breath as Jenas sprinted for the score, only to have their hopes dashed as he fell flat on his face.....

Afterwards Dwarf of the Match Dean Windass had this to say, "Get that microphone out of my face and give me a Pint of Ale....Make that 2 pints!!!"”