“As you can clearly see from the mach report Mr_foulscumm picked me horrendously with his much higher TS.
He proceeded to cheat in a multitude of unfathomerable ways which certainly included hacking the client to prevent my saurus making an easy td that only required an 8+ dodge, 8+ pickup followed by a 1 dice blitz.
I recomend that no-one ever plays him and that you all go round to his house and crap through his letter box.

Edit: And he offered me money to let him score..... and he moaned when i fouled him.... and he fouled me lots... and he kept posting picture of himself in sexualy compromising positions with farmyard animals to put me off my play.... and he caused global warming.... and if you look at his picture and squint a bit he looks just like osama bin laden....

Edit 2: And he told me it was his idea to fix the election that got Bush into power... and he introduced Yoko to John Lennon..... and he invented all war..... and it was infact him who "shot de sherif" and framed Bob Marley.....

Edit 3: And every time your connection gets "reset by peer" hes the peer...

Edit 4: And he touched my no no parts and made me call him uncle scumm :(

Edit 5: It's ok man... i know you did... i still love you.

Edit 6: Was it nice? :D

Edit 7: I had chips.. i was feeling too lazy to cook

Edit 8: nah shes a terrible cook. I do most of the cooking a im pretty good at it”