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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2009-01-03 09:52:18
70k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
-
-
6
59
4
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
3
-
1
22
-
10
37
48
5
“Hearing the name House Denmark as a HE team, should get the other coach to consider what kind of team and what kind of play style they play by. If researched then it would be found out quickly that all teams coached by Ehlers, play bash games. Elves can elf ball, but why not bash back instead of throwing a ball that dont have spikes?The High Elves in thier armour for this match had been switched with some dorfs. Somehow Coach Aleinikov has discovered this secreate, this must be reveal at once!
With bringing as much mighty knuckles into the field, the High Elves were ready to strike back at those Orcs. Some might think High Elves as kind living beings singing and dancing, but those fairy tales are only told to small children so they wont wet in their beds. The High Elves clearly played dirty, and the judge must clearly not wet his bed every night, but romours has it that after this match he has to wash and clean his bed room.
The Orcs and the High Elves crashed against each others, blow by blow the High Elves tried to bring the hammer hitting Orcs down. But due to the dorf armour, the hammer of the orcs never got warm and hot.
At the half end, it was 0-3 to House Denmark who had traveled to the Orc pit.
House Denmark and Coach Ehlers thank the hospilitaty of The renamed team and Coach Aleinikov, and hope the Orc team some day will come to House Denmark Grand Arena.”
With bringing as much mighty knuckles into the field, the High Elves were ready to strike back at those Orcs. Some might think High Elves as kind living beings singing and dancing, but those fairy tales are only told to small children so they wont wet in their beds. The High Elves clearly played dirty, and the judge must clearly not wet his bed every night, but romours has it that after this match he has to wash and clean his bed room.
The Orcs and the High Elves crashed against each others, blow by blow the High Elves tried to bring the hammer hitting Orcs down. But due to the dorf armour, the hammer of the orcs never got warm and hot.
At the half end, it was 0-3 to House Denmark who had traveled to the Orc pit.
House Denmark and Coach Ehlers thank the hospilitaty of The renamed team and Coach Aleinikov, and hope the Orc team some day will come to House Denmark Grand Arena.”
The elves rewarded the crowd with a great show and displayed infallible perfection in everything they did, even when they had brought the heavy dwarven armor they recently bought from a dorf team hit by the recession. Coach Ehlers must be considering to make that armor standard gear for his team.
Worst moment of the game came in the post game ceremony, when the judges mistakenly rewarded Lineorc Pönt with the MVP. His colleague Pösh felt clearly that he should have been the best choice. After all, big C had rewarded him with the gift of Bone Head, only for him to come to the field late to first fail a critical bone head roll, then in his next turn spectacturly allow the third score with a beautiful quadrupleskull! Coach Aleinikov will have a hard time convincing Pösh to come back for the next game.”