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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2009-01-23 00:22:35
TV 1580k Orc
2
Winnings 60k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/4/0
 
 
Orc TV 1650k
0
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
2/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
7
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#4
1
-
1
-
-
5
-
-
6
6
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
9
-
#7
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
15
8
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
5
-
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
TOTALS
2
-
6
-
1
23
-
-
24
53
4
Our orcs vs Stuelle2's orcs! Just 11 in our squad so any player removal will cause serious problems for us.

We start by receiving, and despite a BLITZ by the opposing team that gets a blitzer under the ball, we are able to put him off by yelling curses and he drops the catch. We start well from there, seriously injuring a block-lineorc with our DP, securing the ball (mostly) and then blitzing one of their blitzers into the BH box and KO'ing a rookie orc - all by turn 2!

Then the ref cracks down- sending off one of their blitzers on their first foul of the game and then sending off our DP on our counter foul! We continue lashing up the casualties, -MA seriously injuring a black orc and badly hurting another of their blitzers, while we run the ball forwards in the hands of a black orc on 15spp. We score on turn 8 after reducing them to just 2 orcs on the field!

With our thrower in the KO box we set up 7 vs 5 for the second half... and at kickoff a fan (who knows which team he was supporting) hurls a rock that takes out their only player at the back! When this happens it's pretty much curtains and we seize the ball while smacking around their last few players... causing yet another casualty!

It's 2-0 and there's 4 turns left- with just 3 of their players vs our 8 we surround them and give them the blocking of a lifetime while our lowest-spp black orc lumbers upfield after the ball. And when we cause a 7th casualty (no MB on the team.. 8-O) we really start to wonder what's blessed our dice today!! Our black orc finally picks up the ball on his third turn of trying (with rerolls!) and he's poised over the endzone, ready to score.. when we go for a 3dice block against their only standing black orc (that's 5 assists!)... and roll three skulls!!

A fitting end to an insanely casualty-rich match! Thanks for the game - you're a fun opponent and i'll gladly play you again :)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
1
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#7
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
3
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
-
-
2
-
1
9
-
-
-
30
3

#3 Morgentau – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Morgentau – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#5 Dampfwalze – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 Rammbock – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 Rammbock – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#11 Loewe – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#11 Loewe – Smashed Knee (NI)
 
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