“In the second installment of the communist manifesto the Red Rats challenged a group of very hungry ogres. Once again these comrades failed to score in the opening half but were not to be stopped further on. They battled on to score quickly in the second, and added another touchdown midway through the half. This would prove to be the final score of the game.

Frustrated the ravenous ogres began to feast and attempt to devour the Socialist rats as they tried stopping their goblin minions from scoring. In the end it was Hu Yaobang the former Peoples Republic of China’s head man who suffered. His injury only fueled the fire and resolve of the remainder of the party rats to fight on.

And fight they did! Even as the starving ogres attempted to foul key party members out of the game, the rats refused to retaliate. This kept the ref watching the famished ogres. As such two much needed goblins were ejected from the game, slide the numbers advantage securely in the communists favor. It was the great peoples leader Vladimir Lenin who summed it up best by saying.

“There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. A scoundrel may be of use to us just because he is a scoundrel.”

Power to the people, let the revolution reign!”