“Today the Rat’s red army faced a group of river loving Dark Elves. The Comrades were vastly outmatched before the game even started. Regardless of this fact the socialist rats took the pitch. Knowing that they would need Nuffle today to emerge victorious, the rats instead asked Marx for his favor instead.

Perhaps the rats should of asked Nuffle for assistance as he was certainly with the down stream elves. This game was not one of entirely bad luck for the red swarm, but only the most key and important points would the army fail. Every key failure there was a Crazy River citizen there to capitalize on these errors. All four of the water lovers touchdowns came from such failure.

Well played Thomcat in exploiting such errors, and the army looks forward to a rematch sometime. As the great philosopher Karl Marx once said;

“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.”

Power to the people, let the revolution reign!”