“Ahhh me pretty pretty things.

We were looking forward to a friendly match of gay abandon and merryment. We arrive at the field...

Was Chris looked, Oh, We are playing them are we.

Mummers moved through the beastmen, Pretty Princess gurgled and oozed.

After a moment we all skipped onto the field and proceeded to take a savage beating.

We did our best. And our best wasn't good enough.

Was Chris, being so happy and all, was allowed to enter the field wearing knuckledusters. We also had some other unusual thing happen that was crap anyway, we didn't pay any attention.

Overall, yeah, well, overall we are pretty happy with the match... it was just that next to nothing really went in our favour when we needed it... and we made errors, beasts were stupid, all kinds of stuff.

Unfortunately the Ogres were better today, and whipped our coarse arse hair. Which we like. So all is good.

Little can be said of our performance, and we don't feel like raving on about how great the Ogres were. They were Ogres.

Long Horn was wonderful. He at least tried to do all the things he failed at! He deserved the MVP.

All said, it was a great match with the outcome we expected... maybe we were supirsed that there wasn't more than 1 death, and Thorn Tongue has soft fur anyway.

Now it's off to get chaos perms and relax in dung.
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