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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-03-30 22:54:33
10k
2/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
24
55
3
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
-
-
36
54
2
#9 Andy Dawson – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Andy Dawson – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
“With relegation staring the loser's right in the face the Deadboys Under21's and the Dwarf-Tigers of Hull Undercity take to the pitch for this sure-to-be hotly contested League 2 match.
It was proposed during the scheduling of the match that the two teams abandon the Blood Bowl match in favor of a drinking contest. The Deadboys being the crafty bunch that they are invited Hull to a house of ill repute for the drinking contest. When the Dwarfs arrived the Deadboys were no where to be found. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to get drunk with the ladies of the night the Dwarf Tigers team decided to party and spend a few hard earned gold pieces on 'extracurricular' activities.
The next morning the team physio was mortified to find out that the entire team had contracted gonorrhea!!! But they also had picked up an extra player for the match in Mitzy the Demon Hunter!
Coach Stinkytroll was quoted as saying, "As has been the case all season long, we did not have good protection on the ball(s)"
1st Half ---the Undead receive and start their Death march down the pitch. Mitzy the Demon Hunter has an umpressive turn as she only manages to stun a zombie and fails to knock down the ball carrier down on 2 different occasions. "We have been duped Lads! Mitzy is working for the Deadboys!" shouted Coach Stinkytroll. Lord Dracfel scores making it 1-0 Deadboys. Hull receives, getting a chance to level the score before the half. But the Dwarf-Tigers were all to busy trying to douse the fires in their nether-regions to bother scoring the football.
At halftime team Captain Dean Windass had these words of encouragement for his troops, "IIIIIEEEEE!!!! ARrrrgghhh!!! It BURNS!!!!"
2nd Half---the Dwarf-Tigers again got the ball and decided to turn their 'burning desires' against the Undead and began to knock Deadboys from the pitch With Runner Ian Ashbeard scoring the equalizer in the wanning minutes of the game.
The draw was just enough to keep the Dwarf-tigers from being relegated to the Conferences.
In the post match press conference Coach Stinkytroll said "Well we all caught an STD and managed to not get relegated. I guess we 'went down' at the proper time."”
It was proposed during the scheduling of the match that the two teams abandon the Blood Bowl match in favor of a drinking contest. The Deadboys being the crafty bunch that they are invited Hull to a house of ill repute for the drinking contest. When the Dwarfs arrived the Deadboys were no where to be found. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to get drunk with the ladies of the night the Dwarf Tigers team decided to party and spend a few hard earned gold pieces on 'extracurricular' activities.
The next morning the team physio was mortified to find out that the entire team had contracted gonorrhea!!! But they also had picked up an extra player for the match in Mitzy the Demon Hunter!
Coach Stinkytroll was quoted as saying, "As has been the case all season long, we did not have good protection on the ball(s)"
1st Half ---the Undead receive and start their Death march down the pitch. Mitzy the Demon Hunter has an umpressive turn as she only manages to stun a zombie and fails to knock down the ball carrier down on 2 different occasions. "We have been duped Lads! Mitzy is working for the Deadboys!" shouted Coach Stinkytroll. Lord Dracfel scores making it 1-0 Deadboys. Hull receives, getting a chance to level the score before the half. But the Dwarf-Tigers were all to busy trying to douse the fires in their nether-regions to bother scoring the football.
At halftime team Captain Dean Windass had these words of encouragement for his troops, "IIIIIEEEEE!!!! ARrrrgghhh!!! It BURNS!!!!"
2nd Half---the Dwarf-Tigers again got the ball and decided to turn their 'burning desires' against the Undead and began to knock Deadboys from the pitch With Runner Ian Ashbeard scoring the equalizer in the wanning minutes of the game.
The draw was just enough to keep the Dwarf-tigers from being relegated to the Conferences.
In the post match press conference Coach Stinkytroll said "Well we all caught an STD and managed to not get relegated. I guess we 'went down' at the proper time."”
Going out all guns blazing seemed like the only real option for the boys. Nothing but a win would save them from the conference.
On the receive the Boys scooped the ball and started to march. Pushing the stinky bearded ones back and back and back again. Luckily once a few knockdowns had hit the mark putting some stunted, cheating, gold diggers in the box the Dead Boys had a little bit of breathing space and romped home a TD.
With all thoughts on defence the squat, deformed legs of the Dwarfs made it quite easy for the Dead Boys to contain the counter attack. Using the very elf like tactic of only allowing Hull to move a tiny bit each turn.
1-0 at the half and luck was pointing in the Undead favour... and as is so normally the case the game took a total U-turn in the 2nd and the Dwarfs applied the pressure. Nothing to lose and only needing a single TD was incentive enough to get the short ones moving.
With the numbers of Zombies falling quickly, the fans were left wondering where the Dead Boys team were. A glance to the dugout revealed the Count was mercilessly beating his team Necromancer as it would seem the hapless Dark Wizard didn’t have clairvoyance enough to remember his spell books!
The Dwarfs capitalised and in the end the Dead Boys couldn’t keep a lid on them. It came down to the last seconds of the match and the Dwarfs walked in a TD to put the final nail in the Dead Boys coffin and dropping them down into the conference and the Count into some very difficult board meetings.
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