“Nice crowd for us, best we've had yet.

Were they disapointed?

We gore the disapointed, and we did gore a few people today, both on and off the pitch, but we don't really care about the fans. They can come and watch us loving what we do, and we'll infect all of the blessed and the beautiful people.

This was our first match against Amazons. They are tough to put down, and we really didn't do the damage that we would have liked to.

Pretty Princess finally played with us, in her third match on the field. She was both our top blocker this match (impressive considering the mindless and easily destracted nature she has) and pulled a portion of her weight in trying to cause the Decaying Serenity apothecary to work himself into an early grave. Unfortunately, two casualties weren't enough of her weight, and with Black Eyes and No Pistol Flint Fang being the only other contributors, we felt that a lot was left as our burning desire, and was never brought to vivid life.

So, what happened in the match? Well, for us, the casualties were about it. We wasted to much time playing with and trying, vainly, to defend the ball. We spent most of the match a player down from whatever Decaying Serenity had on the field. With think that in retrospect, we should have ignored the ball and pounded those disgustingly unblemished women into the ground.

Decaying Serenity ran/threw in two nice touchdowns. One in each half. We had a go, but not really, and made no attempts that we feel are worth mentioning.

No Pistol Flint Fang played a nice first match, and so we expect death to surround him for the rest of his career.

All Fists was our NOT logical winner of the MVP today. He really didn't do anything worth talking about, and will receive a double blister smack for his troubles.

Decaying Serenity were well coached and definately out played us today, both in strategy and in success in their actions. Well deserved win! Congrats all round.

Looking forward to any possible 'next time'.

Now where is that open wound and my straw?”