“In a surprise result that no one saw coming, the Ka mate City Chiefs brutalised a talented high elf side. The halflings were so fired up, they forgot to do their pre-match haka, launching in to a vicious assault on any elves that attempted to run around their stout defence.

Te'moara and Grefora continued their run of being utterly ineffectual leaving all the hard work to the small colleagues. Unfortunately, the squirrels and woodpeckers the coach had intended to threaten them with at half time where cooked and eaten as a turn 4 snack by the subs...

As Force Unleashed pushed forward bravely for an equaliser, it came down to Farragh Ki'niori to make an interception to bring their drive to an end. As the final whistle went, Uddu Qa'Minirri handed in his resignation to the coach and took a job as an assistant having contributed nothing of note during his 'playing' career. It remains to be seen what he brings to the coaching staff (apart from a mean fish and chip supper...)

[Non-Fluff: the luck meter said I was the luckier coach. While the on-pitch rolls was maybe about even, my luck on the injury table was outrageous. I think I got maybe three stuns, with most rolls ending in KOs, BHs or SIs even from dodges etc. I have to thank Purplegoo for a fun game and the spirit he played it in was excellent... I don't think I can apologise enough for the nuffling he got - I mean how does a halfling get a pick for crying out loud! I don't see NFL teams crying out for 5' tall corner backs...] ”