“Hmmm well i was all excited to be able to play my first game of the Stunty Championship and it started off well. Scored early on with a blitzing run from Fester but soured a bit from a first turn first hit death and then a 3rd hit SI...not to worry tho it was why i bought a lot of players... so i thought!

Every hit was a POW, broken armour everywhere and players falling like nine pins. It was impossible to stop the nurglings strolling in for the equaliser and things just weren't working out for the Aussies!

The second half was 11 v 7 and not looking good for the rats. A great kick to the back of the field improved matters and i ran as many players forward to try for the win (which was 5 players after the initial turn of the nurglings...). But with weight of numbers i was surrounded and fouled, bashed and fondled by tentacles so wasn't able to get near the ball again. Luckily tho the nurglings were making up for their stupendous luck in bashing me to oblivion with an inability to pickup the ball! Turns out the initial blitz by Fester saved the game as he knocked the ball out of the nurglings hands and he just couldn't pick it up again for 5 turns!

My opponent seemed to enjoy the way the dice rolled and i was called a whinging Aussie for getting frustrated but i guess its better than being a obnoxious Mexican who can't beat a 4 man team to win :D

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!”