#1 Etedi Brewski – Broken Ribs (MNG) #8 Le Silent Bob – Dead (RIP)
“Finally, some SI! Used apo on a -ma to the catcher, got a dead lineman for the trouble. Felt like I failed every dice roll during the first drive, and eventually just went into coward-elf lay on the ground till they score mode. For some reason, opponent left 2 turns for me to score, but a perfect defense and a failed 4+ dodge ended that hope. Further kicks in the nuts when a Blitz lets me get awesome field position only to have no hope at the dice letting me have the ball. Threw myself at the ball carrier a few times, but not much hope vs a STR4. Inflated my luck with a lot of useless elfy dodges, but really, I don't think I could have done much against the dice I had. I bring a better team to the next game, will focus on playing better then.”
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