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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-06-28 23:18:17
60k
0/1/1
Player Performances
td
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cas
int
mvp
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7
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30
2
#1 Victor Casadesus Castano – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#1 Victor Casadesus Castano – Smashed Knee (NI)
#3 Washungton Sebastian Abreu – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Washungton Sebastian Abreu – Smashed Knee (NI)
#12 Fredrik Olsson – Broken Neck (-AG)
Player Performances
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22
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-1
31
47
5
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All I can say is OUCH!!!!
Must be the worst cas-rape I ever did on a coach, and I just wish it had been Gritter on the recieveing end, though GForce would have been nice too :P
Sorry mate and I suppose this is for all those games where you luckered me to a win :D
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All I can say is OUCH!!!!
Must be the worst cas-rape I ever did on a coach, and I just wish it had been Gritter on the recieveing end, though GForce would have been nice too :P
Sorry mate and I suppose this is for all those games where you luckered me to a win :D
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So, has Real played their last ever competitive game? Well, if they have it wasn’t %@&£$% yesterday that’s for damn sure, likely it was a week earlier against Mummywell, for last night’s debacle was anything but competitive.
Real knew things weren’t quite right when another of those B’ORCa patented premature conflagrations of dumb went off moments into the game and badly hurt Real’s star Mummy and Seriously Injured a zombie, putting them on the back foot. Within moments after that it seemed that every B’ORCa boot and block broke armour and necks alike, but even with about five players on the pitch B’ORCa couldn’t stop Real from scoring... twonks.
Heat had taken its toll on Real though and they could only muster 6 men for the inevitable 1 – 1 tie at half time.
The second half remains a blur, a torrid, tormenting half of Orc brutality as the greenskins orgasmicly booted in the bathing salty goodness of nuffles luck spunk... in the end, not a player was spared.
After the game, coach SeraphimRed had this to say?
Sera: “... ... ... ... ... sigh.”
Xxx
That has to rank as the worst mauling I have ever witnessed. Several seasons of rebuild lie in tatters and it’s been a struggle to get them back to the state prior to this game, I don’t think I have the heart to try it again. :(
Russo has single handily destroyed one of the few reasons I continue to play – but in doing so he has given me another reason to continue. From this day forth Blood Bowl has only one goal for me... KILL RUSSO! I fully intend to sign me up some Chaos for next season and make a beeline for that fat head! I might even reapply to WIL and any other League he has tarnished with his vile presence in an effort to eradicate him!
RIP Real. :(
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