The Dark Elves started strongly. They recieved and forced their way down the sideline to score half way through the first half.
Unfortunately, while the Goblins were re-organising to receive the ball, someone remembered that they'd hired Nobbla Blackwart for the game. The Dark Elves kicked off and were greeted by the sound of a chainsaw coughing into life... And the ref didn't notice the chainsaw until the Goblins had scored their second Touchdown...
After one more Goblin Touchdown, the three surviving Dark Elves took to the field and saw out the dying seconds of the game.”
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The Dark Elves started strongly. They recieved and forced their way down the sideline to score half way through the first half.
Unfortunately, while the Goblins were re-organising to receive the ball, someone remembered that they'd hired Nobbla Blackwart for the game. The Dark Elves kicked off and were greeted by the sound of a chainsaw coughing into life... And the ref didn't notice the chainsaw until the Goblins had scored their second Touchdown...
After one more Goblin Touchdown, the three surviving Dark Elves took to the field and saw out the dying seconds of the game.”