“Duuuuune is going to petition to league to look into this coach's nefarious ways... Our organization is seeking restition for what we believe to be intentional organziation of mobs and riots.... plus it was "baseball bat and brick night" at their stadium... as a result on the first turn his crowd knocked down six of our players... all five on one side of the formation. Is that organized? Also, their cheerleaders kept giving us fried chicken.. making our hands so slippery it was impossible to pick up or catch the ball. His fans rioted later in the game too. I am certain that the Red Revolution was behind both riots.

that being said, their catcher named Napoleon was amazing

good game, good coach. ”