“After a lacklustre, disappointing effort against Torturer's Picnic, the reds had something to prove against one of the league leaders in We Fink Wer Orks. Amazonian teams have suffered at the hands of the Red Army in the past, but this is easily the best one they've faced and they are in a terrible form slump. We Fink Wer Orks, on the other hand, have won four from five.

Both teams spent up big on this one, with the Reds hiring the freelancing Grim Ironjaw. Zara the Slayer was seduced by promises of lucrative rewards to front up for the Orks. It was the Amazons who kicked, but they were able to restructure their defence at the last moment to catch the Reds off guard. Deng Xiaoping sent a message early, as he smashed Eye Likka from the field for the rest of the match. Meanwhile Klaus Fuchs picked up the loose ball and shot it long to Vyacheslav Molotov. The Dwarves crowded around Molotov and looked to advance, but then a giant fireball consumed them all. It knocked over five Dwarves, including Molotov, and gave the Amazons the opening they needed. Karl Marx had also been seriously injured by Flesh Burna, but whilst they apothecary tended to him Mao Zedong was smashed by Sneaky Dodga and will never fully recover. Karl Marx attempted to fight back, but only hurt himself further as Leg Bitah ran away with the ball. Georgy Malenkov was able to seriously hurt Face Slappa, but it didn't stop the touchdown as the Orks went up 1-0.

The Amazonian team again caught the Dwarves off guard with a late rearrangement of their defence on the restart. Fuchs again made the long pass to Molotov, who streaked away. In the shadows of halftime, only a very unlucky trip stopped Molotov from levelling the score.

The Orks received in the second half, and with Silly Throwa knocked out, it was up to Krazy Tossa to handle the ball. The Reds were aggressive in trying to claim it, however, with Kidney Basha feeling the effects and joining Silly Throwa in the knocked out box after some Deng Xiaoping treatment. With Krazy Tossa out of the play and Kidney Basha out of it altogether, the Dwarves used their numbers to bash the Amazonians. Deng Xiaoping put Arm Breaka out of the match and made it eight onto eleven. Seemingly out of desperation, Krazy Tossa moved the ball forward and the Orks created a cluster on one side of the field. The Dwarves, however, were onto them and pinned them against the sideline. Nevertheless, Krazy Tossa found a way through, only to be chased down and dispossesed by big Karl Marx. Klaus Fuchs picked up the scraps, and passedlong to Kliment Voroshilov, who streaked away to score.

With plenty of time left, the Orks were hoping to score once more, whilst the Dwarves hoped to pinch an unlikely victory. The game was destined for a draw, however, as the Amazons protected their ball carrier at the cost of mobility. The Reds were easily able to pick off scoring options, and despite a late, brave run from Kidney Basha, the score ended on level pegging.

These days the Reds ave to be happy to avoid defeat, even if it means they only take away the draw. They again failed to inflict significant damage, though it could be said that they were perhaps unlucky not to take the points after what looked like a certain first half touchdown came undone. Still, We Fink Wer Orks are one of the better sides and a draw against them is certainly no disgrace.

Twahnlow Votes
3 - Krazy Tossa

Did a lot of rushing and was the sole thrower for a lot of the match.

2 - Leg Bitah

Resisted the Marx tackle and then sprinted away to score.

1 - Kidnee Basha

Was knocked out, but scored a vote for his audacious attempt to win at the death.”