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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-03-22 20:23:08
70k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
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1
6
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#13 Vernazza – Smashed Knee (NI)
#14 Mahon – Smashed Knee (NI)
#13 Vernazza – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#14 Mahon – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
3
3
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1
23
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“Our ships finally reached the shores. We got our packages and headed for the stadium to show the weaklings of the south how to play that "game". We call it bloodshed up north...
Before the battle started, we looted and shattered a pub where we found good amount of fine dwarven beer. Probably something was in that barrels since we fought like our Gods. The weak ragdolls of the Golden Glory Boys wasn't able to put a normal battleline. We stormed through them again and again.
There was only one critical moment, when one of our comrade - after celebrating the first TD with a bit too much spirit - stumbled by his own feet and unfortunately broke his neck in the process. Thanks to Odin and his mighty power our healer got back our brother from the gates of Valhalla.
After the match we continued the fight with the local enforcers and reached our ships with a few scars, many precious items and some nice maidens.
Hail ho, we are sailing again!
Out of book: it was a total rape job, the dice tricked Wotfudboy in a very nasty way. He didn't deserve that and he didn't even complain about his misery. Sorry pal!”
Before the battle started, we looted and shattered a pub where we found good amount of fine dwarven beer. Probably something was in that barrels since we fought like our Gods. The weak ragdolls of the Golden Glory Boys wasn't able to put a normal battleline. We stormed through them again and again.
There was only one critical moment, when one of our comrade - after celebrating the first TD with a bit too much spirit - stumbled by his own feet and unfortunately broke his neck in the process. Thanks to Odin and his mighty power our healer got back our brother from the gates of Valhalla.
After the match we continued the fight with the local enforcers and reached our ships with a few scars, many precious items and some nice maidens.
Hail ho, we are sailing again!
Out of book: it was a total rape job, the dice tricked Wotfudboy in a very nasty way. He didn't deserve that and he didn't even complain about his misery. Sorry pal!”
"First off, we have our opening game between the human team 'Golden Glory Boys', and the norse team 'Ragnarök has come'. And fans, I know this is the game to watch if you like extreme violence, bloodshed and misery... but unfortunately we don't have pictures of the human-team coach's half-time team talk!"...
The first block of the game came, unsurprisingly, from the norse side, who opted to receive... and that left lineman Vernazza rolling around in pain clutching a bloody hand.
However, the ball was deep in the norse half, and it took many more flying blocks for the norse team to score in the 6th turn in the 1st half. After that, it was one way traffic...
The Glory Boys lined up with 6 bruised and battered players, and it was simply a game for the more brutal loving spectators. The Golden Boys didn't really manage to get into the norse half really, well, apart from at the end of the game to search for their missing teeth...
There was one moment of panic for the norse coach Csonti, when one of his blitzers got a little fired up when speeding towards the end zone with the ball, when he tripped on a carefully discarded beer can and almost killed himself, if it wasn't for the hastey attention of the norse apothecary.
Coach Wotfudboy is not looking forward to facing any team with just 9 players... but hey... "Ttttthhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaattttt's Blood Bowl!" :-)
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