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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-12-17 21:43:03
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2/0/3
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TOTALS
2
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5
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21
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Player Performances
td
comp
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int
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turns
pass
rush
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1
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9
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#5 Stephen Jay Gould – Dead (RIP)
#9 Stephen Fry – Dead (RIP)
#12 Noam Chomsky – Dead (RIP)
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Christmas came early for the Church of Fox News, not only in the form of a lucky win but in the killing of three arch nemesisis...nemesises....whatever the plural form of nemesis is to the church. The marxist Gould, the left wing intellectual Chomsky and Stephen Fry, who committed suicide in the last round out of disgust of seeing his beliefs lose out to the mighty Church of Fox News.
Bull O'Reilly, grand priest of the church and double scorer after a mighty 36 square rushed during the match, was triumphant in his victory speech.
"We have known it for a long time, but now even the communists can't deny the power we wield. Leif and his distasteful left wing scum started the match with Nuffle on their side, but we have God on ours. And God loves us just as much as he hates secular humanists! After all, we are his news channel, bringing you unfiltered truth 24 hours per day!
I'm also glad to see Ann Cowlter picking up yet another MVP award, no doubt due to her warm and loving personality. Special recognition should also go out to Gretchen Carlson and Mike Jerrick for taking left wing scalps for our collection!"
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