“This is a tough one…. I have read many comments on this website. Some good, some bad. My game with Sebban was good in many aspects. Not just because it was tense, but because it was unpredictable. i will try to retaliate what has happened to my best ability with my limited vocabulary.


The problem is that can’t do 2 things at the same time. When my girlfriend asked me to empty the washing machine out 5 hours ago, like all of us I agreed stupidly. Of course, playing blood bowl is all about timing and concentration. The first half was me trying to do both. Thumbs up to sebban and his damn ugly snorts, he drilled my defense like a dwarf eats a rat sandwich. But greed is a terrible thing, and I quote “we better get some cas, or I’ll fall asleep” that is a man, who is in possession of the ball by my touch line, multi-blocking all my goblins and not struggling at all. A desperate situation topped up with some insults must have awakened my cheaters. What I am about to tell you know is the truth as I can remember it. The only way to get a block on the ball carrier was with my carver, and gosh we did, right in between the ribs! Our thirst for blood just started. A troll on the floor? Not a problem, my 1st foul of the game was going to be a kill. At the end of the drive, the score board was 0-0. weapons in, game on!

2nd half started with a blitz against us, no problemo; with 2 chainsaws and my 2 kickers we would do the job! The whole drive was a game of cat and mouse, blitzing each other and taking the ball (and the arms with it). But it had to happen… after so many blocks against the weak AV5 snots, our chainsaw got upset and went for the big meat! Slash! We made the 2nd troll a cavity in his brain, and of course as a good teammate the kicker was not far to finish the job. But the regeneration worked again…

Later on in the drive, the greatest thing happened, skulls for the last troll right next to the kicker. (He was jealous of the others in my opinion…feeling a bit left out) the consecration for the cheaters! The three trolls out (a niggling injury to remember us), and lucky pick up meant the win was going to be ours! Like all good stories, something did not quite go ok at the end. Sebban fouled one of us and killed the scorer Mokx Damngloom. RIP gobo.

At the end of game, I acknowledged my luck to Sebban who was great throughout the match. Great stunty, one nig and a dead troll make our gods Happy!

p.s I have now confirmation via latest news that Sebban had to retire his team thanks to us.

Mwa hahahahaha

P.s i got bollocked for the laundry as "it was not done properly"

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