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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-12-22 22:58:45
30k
1/0/2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
2
-
1
11
-
2
6
25
3
#2 Charles Richard “Dick” LeBeau – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#2 Charles Richard “Dick” LeBeau – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#4 Melvin Cornell Blount – Dead (RIP)
#6 Earnest Lee "Ernie" Holmes – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#6 Earnest Lee "Ernie" Holmes – Smashed Knee (NI)
#10 Santonio Holmes – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#10 Santonio Holmes – Smashed Knee (NI)
“Not the best of days :)”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
5
-
1
24
-
-
37
37
4
#4 Ryan Fitzpatrick – Dead (RIP)
“Bruce Smith for MVP. Was Badly Hurt on the opening turn for Pittsburgh... but he earned it. Because once the rest of the team saw the coaches reaction to his injury - they stepped it up.
[coach sees Bruce Smith taken off the field in a stretcher]
Coach: Is Bruce gonna be okay doc?...
Doc: I think so coach...
Coach: Well if he's not, clean off THE GYRO SPIT!!! THE REST OF YOU GOATS HEAR THAT SHIT!!!! GYROS!!! NOW GET OUT THERE AND PLAY TILL YER DEAD!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY BAhAAhaaCK TALK!!!...
Doc: uh...
Coach: Don't say a frickin' word, doc... there's gonna be blood on that shiny new altar of ours one way or another. "I" do not care what kind... let's hope they do.
[mock cheer of MVP for Bruce Smith...]
So the Billy Goats channeled their rage from not being allowed on the field in Cleveland (due to some obscure Jewish law...) and they methodically started picking apart the Pie Rapers. They were so brutal in the first half they scared the Pittsburgh doctor into filling his shorts before he was called out... and failed his duty.
Rookie Jairus Byrd is on a tear ladies and gentlegoats... and Buffalo finally has it's kicker in one Fred Jackson. Thus hopefully begins Buffalo's track back into the playoffs, kids. Go Billy Goats... BAAAAaaaahhh!...”
[coach sees Bruce Smith taken off the field in a stretcher]
Coach: Is Bruce gonna be okay doc?...
Doc: I think so coach...
Coach: Well if he's not, clean off THE GYRO SPIT!!! THE REST OF YOU GOATS HEAR THAT SHIT!!!! GYROS!!! NOW GET OUT THERE AND PLAY TILL YER DEAD!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY BAhAAhaaCK TALK!!!...
Doc: uh...
Coach: Don't say a frickin' word, doc... there's gonna be blood on that shiny new altar of ours one way or another. "I" do not care what kind... let's hope they do.
[mock cheer of MVP for Bruce Smith...]
So the Billy Goats channeled their rage from not being allowed on the field in Cleveland (due to some obscure Jewish law...) and they methodically started picking apart the Pie Rapers. They were so brutal in the first half they scared the Pittsburgh doctor into filling his shorts before he was called out... and failed his duty.
Rookie Jairus Byrd is on a tear ladies and gentlegoats... and Buffalo finally has it's kicker in one Fred Jackson. Thus hopefully begins Buffalo's track back into the playoffs, kids. Go Billy Goats... BAAAAaaaahhh!...”