“My shortest game ever, which was amazingly (and disappointingly) in a tournament final.

The woodies got palmed coin for the handi and used it to receive the kick. The Miners blitzed during kickoff and put tacklers into position against the 10 wood elves all on the line of scrimmage. On their turn, the woodies first got the ball with their unengaged player who moved down to one side of the pitch, preparing a daring move to send star Zara the Slayer flying into the crowd. It backfired when a wardancer was about to take position to enable the crowdpush and failed a dodge on double 1. The appropriately chosen mvp of the game John Thompson blitzed the ball carrier and BH'ed him, the ball luckily fell into Zara's hands who caught it. She then moved out of there and a few dwarves blocked (for another BH) and took position near her.

On the second turn, the wood elves being the notable wusses that they are, conceded the game before any permanent injury was made or TD was scored, even though they could have etched out a blitz on the ball carrier (albeit with difficulty).

The Gem Miners are happy to get away with the win and the tournament championship, but very disappointed with the poor sportsmanship of the cowardly elves. ”